Trinity and the virgin

Four people are sitting at a bar, two guys, two babes, all of them on the youngish side. One of the guys tells Ivan that a babe across the room is checking him out, but he has eyes for the mature waitress. 'You know those kind of women drive me nuts,' young Ivan says. 'I love them.' 'Ivan, that woman is old enough to be your mother,' one of the babes says.